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Butter Fingers and The Old Crazy Woman

Butter Fingers and The Old Lady

I had this friend who had this plan to steal money from this old rich woman.

His plan was to become friends with her and make her think he was a good person, so he can steal money from or receive money from the old lady.

My friend didn’t see what was coming next!

He told me this wasn’t some normal old lady.

She was a pure evil psychotic witch.

Unfortunately, when my friend figured this out he was already too deep in.

So he played along with the old witch they had fun, and he pretended to like her and be her friend.

But, my friend started to get real uncomfortable, stressed, and awkward.

He came here thinking he was going to get this bread.

But, instead, he’s babysitting some crazy old lady.

He told me she was talking to dead people’s spirits at night.

He said he heard her conjure magic in her room, and he put his ears on the door and heard chanting some freaky stuff.

The old witch brought out this game board.

She said with this game we can enter the dream world as if it was a virtual reality.

So you will be able to leave this world and go to the other world living dreams after dreams.

He was like sure, sounds like fun…

She didn’t bother to explain the rules or anything.

I guess she wanted to get an advantage over him in the game.

The only thing she said was to close your eyes and keep your head in the center.

So they did.

This is the part where I was getting confused.

Every time I saw him he was a completely different person.

And he was saying the strangest things.

Something like keeps chasing the clouds because the clouds will bring your desires to you.

You just have to keep going higher and higher.

He was losing grip on reality.

I asked him are you okay?

He said never better!

Well, months went by and his health got worse and worse.

I even saw him screaming in the park for no reason.

There was a day he was about to fight anyone who looked at him funny.

I am like yo bro, I think you need to chill with what you doing.

He told me ” I am so close”.

I asked him close to what?!

Close to what I want!

I have been working on this project in the dream world.

And when all the pieces line up it materializes in the physical.

Me understanding how the law of attraction works, made sense.

But something was strange with this situation, and I couldn’t quite put my finger on it.

Have you been going to that old lady’s home?

Yea, man It’s only been a few weeks.

Few weeks?! It’s almost been a year since you’ve been going there!

I am worried about you man. I think that crazy old witch got you on something.

Maybe, she is giving you some type of drugs or something.

You said she was a witch right?

Maybe she casted a spell on you…

My friend snapped out of it.

Wait,maybe I have been dreaming and wasting my time this entire time.

Chasing after dreams that were never going to happen.

Maybe that witch cast this spell on me to chase these dreams endlessly so I could waste my time.

She told me she was trying to teach me something.

Yea she taught you how to waste your time which she did very well.

My friend looked mad and heartbroken, almost as if a sword stabbed in the heart and broke his heart into 100s of pieces.

So maybe I have been wasting my time…

Maybe this old hag really did deceive me…

Well, you know what that’s fine, look what I got.

He pulled out some cash.

Dam! How much is that?!

Something like 50K!

I stole this money just in case that crazy old lady decided to pull a fast one on me.

I ain’t ever going back to that place ever again.

Never have I seen a person completely crazy out of their damn mind.

I have seen plenty of movies and cartoons but this one was a complete nut job.

Like put the lady in the psyche ward or she may kill someone one day type of thing.

So me and my homie, decided to walk away and never return to this creepy old place.

As we were leaving we looked back and the old lady, is staring at us…

Our hearts jumped…

Me and my friend agreed to never return or see this creepy old lady’s house ever again!

 

 

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